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[murrvelous]

shylock!!!

shylock!!!!!!!!!!!

SHYLOCK!

😾

text; un: shylock (tentative until i can find a pretentious ass un)

[breweries]

Looks like someone has found these so-called "emotes". Let's see here...

🤭😊😏

[murrvelous]

i did! hehe, are you proud of me? all i did was keep touching the screen until it gave me a bunch of these little faces!

🙀😺🐛

[breweries]

Yes, yes. I can see why the Sage had requested you to make one of these back then. Would you have been able to pull off the same thing now that you've used one for youself?

Although, to be honest, I'd rather not keep using these. You do know where to find me anyway, don't you?

[murrvelous]

i think so! they're really fun to play with, so i bet i could add a ton of things!

eh? maybe! it shouldn't be that hard to find you but there are soooo many buildings around here.

[ hep ]

[breweries]

Perhaps you should put a little map in the device to help you find me. It's not that hard to find the street I live in now, is it?

[murrvelous]

a map!!!

a map... map map. map map map

🗺

okay! OH! YOU'RE NOT THAT FAR AT ALL!
that's a relief, 'cause i put a hole in my wall already.

[breweries]

[ ... ]

Which wall, Murr.

[ how the fuck ]

[murrvelous]

well...

there was a lot of banging coming from the place next to mine!
so i thought i'd bang right back, and then i must've hit it a little too hard.

[ ... ]

they were having an argument!

[breweries]

[ somehow he does not believe that, but ]

It must be a rather heated argument for you to retaliate like that. You poor thing.

The walls here are thin and decrepit as well. Does it not remind you of Chloe's hometown? It's... something that I have yet to get used to.

smiles weakly

[murrvelous]

i was just trying to match their noises!
and then after, when i was peeking through the hole...

i noticed she was holding a whip! and a paddle!!!

closes eyes

[breweries]

A whip and a paddle! For what, I wonder. And what did the other party look like?

places a paw on

[murrvelous]

completely naked! and red!
they asked if i wanted to join in and i politely declined.

hey shylock
if i was holding a paddle
would you be afraid

holds it

[breweries]

Wouldn't you like to find out?

[ as the western saying goes, "come fuck around and find out". ]

O_O!!!

[murrvelous]

i would!
i would like to find out!

maybe i can borrow hers once she's done with it
it has writing on it that doesn't make sense
but i'll bring it over with me...!

i don't think i can stay here anymore though
the hole got bigger

O_O......

[breweries]

Oh, that's too bad. I would've liked to see it for myself. But maybe we should get one sometime...?

Have you figured out where I am by now?

https://c.tenor.com/kIH7NZx6T7EAAAAC/memes-cat.gif

[murrvelous]

yeah!
i like how i'm a purple dot on this map
i'm getting closer to where i think you are...?

do you have a window
or do i need to use a door
or can i make a hole, i think i'm a natural at holes!

owo....

[breweries]

The window would be more convenient, thank you.

The least you can do is bring along a little housewarming gift with you, but since it's too late to go back for a paddle, might I suggest something nice to eat while you're here?

[murrvelous]

i saw something we can eat together!
it's not far from where you are!!

i'll see if i can get one and then i'll bring it to you!!!

[ well. he does climb up there, though there's certainly some yelling coming from below the window.

with a big smile (and a box) in tow, he raps his knuckles against the window. ]

Heya! Anyone hoooooo~me?

[breweries]

[ no one is home. shylock duped him the entire time. thread over.





but that'd be sad, so here's shylock sliding the windows open. ]

I do hope you didn't hop from one rooftop to another on the way here, Murr.

[ he can certainly hearing the yelling... ]

[murrvelous]

Of course not!

[ box first, then the cat. he's not going to risk accidentally dropping or breaking the precious cargo in his hands! ]

But I did sort of kick some pots over... it's not my fault they were in the way.

[ pout, pout.

as he crawls in, he stays on the floor and on his back, holding the box up toward shylock with a smile. ]

Look what I found!

[ inside is... myaa. ]

[breweries]

[ just going to get the box from murr and place it on the low table. ahh, how cute... he's actually surprised that murr actually bought them something? uwah, he's learning way too fast in hell. here are a couple headpats for the good boy. ]

Looks like an impromptu tea party is in order. Make yourself at home, Murr -- though you don't need me to tell you that twice.

[ it doesn't take him too long to retrieve two cups and a teapot full of roasted tea, as he was already anticipating murr to arrive. here, sit with him on the floor and watch him pour some drinks for themselves. ]

There are new sorts of tea flavors found in this realm, do you know? This one we're trying out today is called hojicha.

[murrvelous]

[ who knows if he just saw a cat and thought "i'm adopting it and taking it with me" instead of "wow this is shaped like a friend also we're going to eat it"???

call him one (1) lucky murr. ]

A tea party! [ a moment as he watches, eyes unblinking as the tea is poured right before his very eyes. ]

Hojicha...? That sounds spicy! Is it spicy, Shylock?

[ he's already reaching for one of the cups. even if it's not filled yet, just to touch. touch touch. ]

[breweries]

[ king he can't take in an actual cat when he already has a man-sized one to take care of, ]

I'm not sure. Shall we find out for ourselves?

[ he picks up his cup and takes it up to his nose first, sniffing it once before bringing it to his lips for a sip.

...nope, no spice. alas. ]

It's quite nutty. I like it.

[murrvelous]

[ the cat can be their child :pleading_face:

and then murr mirrors shylock, taking his drink and then carefully taking a sip. he blinks a few times, stares into the liquid, then nods his approval. ]

Oh! It's got a little bit of sweetness! I kinda like it!

[ continues to sip, probably a little too quickly--- a slightly sizzling tongue is his punishment. ]

Say... you think you'll start up a bar here? A cat bar?